every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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