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the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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