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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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is that a dick in a sweater?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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