she kept yelling 'call me bella'
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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