so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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