Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
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It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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