Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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