No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
