Too much gin, very little bucket
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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