theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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