Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.