So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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