Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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