I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Are we still banned from the library?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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