how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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