she looked like the bat from fern gully.
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things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
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You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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