Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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