his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
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... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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