What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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