You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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