You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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