that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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