Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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