u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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