I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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