fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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