Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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