i just wanna soil my oats bro
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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