babies were throwing up all over the place
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize