Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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