shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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