Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
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I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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