i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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