So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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