Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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