And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Come on in and take your pants off
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