what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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