is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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