Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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