Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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