he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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