Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Everclear isn't food dammit
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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