is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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