Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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