WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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