found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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