If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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