do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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