what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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