dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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