How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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