The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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