why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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