You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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