Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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