Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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